ahuevado

1. really pissed off

2. refers to the 'eggs' (huevos) between most mens' legs and the state of having them all tied in a knot

1) Este mai esta´ bien ahuevado por tener esa zorra.

This dude is hating life with that slut of his.

2) Mi tata llego´ demasiado ahuevado porque yo cague en su bano y olio´a pura cluaca.

My pops was ultra-pissed because I dumped in his crapper and it smelled of pure sewage.

by uncle ryan July 2, 2008

ahum

counterpart to ahem. To be used in pairs by the conversing parties.

Ahem, if you could assist me.

Ahum, I could.

by iwrotethissongalongtimeago March 30, 2009

ahura

The most lanky Persian guy you'll meet... Thinks he's the king and good at everything but always flops. Easily gets into arguments and will not talk to anyone for days. Overall, just a dickhead to be around.

Did he do an AHURA Again?
Don't be such an AHURA

by SomePersianGuy June 7, 2017

Ahuizotl

An Aztec monster. Described as dog-like, with hooves capable of manipulation and an additional hoof on its tail.

The ahuizotl feasted on the flesh.

by Daring-Do March 16, 2012

Ahunga

Ahunga is a discreet word for a overly fat person not a normal fat person but morbidly obese.

Guy 1: (sees fat girl) Ahunga!
Guy 2: Dude thats so messed up.

by CDawg! November 24, 2010

Ahuegilamb

fictional God of mayonnaise. in the ancient folklore of just about everyone. important. comes from the Latin 'gilet' which means mayonnaise.

Ahuegilamb covered my house in mayonnaise.

by GuitarraTelevision April 25, 2005

ahuitzin

Just a person thaf think that she's better than others when she's ugly

The word for ahuitzin is that she can't be nothing without vanessa because she's nothing.

by AHUITZIN May 2, 2018