Functionally Bent

One who uses recreational (mostly non-addictive) drugs daily while maintaining an otherwise normal life.

During the 1970's, most teenagers lived a functionally bent life while doing drugs every day and attending school under the influence of those substances.

by Corvette4meus August 12, 2009

functional bumble fuck

Someone with great passions and ideas proceeding comfortably through life who doesn't give a rats ass if you disagree.

"He is a functional bumble fuck"

by SmartSuka February 12, 2017

functional strength

Girls that claim they go to the gym because they do Pilates classes and spin. Great for cardio but unable to lift their own body weight. Most girls lack. Will likely get them killed if they encounter a natural disaster. No way of holding on to something, or pulling themselves to safety. Likely to get a man with good functional strength killed by trying to aid the damsel in distress.

I broke my back trying to save that bird from the Tsunami! I thought she said she went to the gym 5 days a week! She’s got no functional strength!

by Uncle-ted April 21, 2018

functional-beauty

Beauty derived from functionalism.

Adjective form: "functionally-beautiful"

My friend who is an engineer, will stare at the following things, like one gazes at fine art: Wood-burning-stoves, Stirling-engines, Opticas, Orinithropters, Theremins, Brachistichrone-curves, and Derigibles; because they have a functional-beauty derived from the elegant way they achieve their goals.

Many "functionalist" buildings are not functionally-beautiful, because the designers often forego the shortest/quickest paths in favor of a cumbersome grid-like floorplan.

by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 9, 2018

Functional flake

A person who lets other, less important, things take precedence and does not plan things through but in the end manages to make things fall into place and function efficiently and seamlessly (on the surface)

Karina is as good a functional flake as they come. No one can tell.

by cool_dude2612 March 26, 2019

Functional decorating

When you use bar carts, trays of liquor etc as part of your decor which your houseguests can use and enjoy - cheers !

I love your functional decorating, let’s have a drink !

by Lisalugwrench April 7, 2019

functional tweaker

Someone who does speed but works 40 hours a week, eats three meals a day, and sleeps every nite. And most importantly,is not a thief.
They work more hours, to get paid more, so they can buy more speed, so they can work more.
Hurts no one but themselves.

Noone would have guessed that the lady next door did drugs. She works, sleeps and eats and pays her bills. That's because she is a functional tweaker.

by Republic of mo August 13, 2021