Deliberate design flaw(s) in AC adapter ports by manufacturers of laptops for the purpose of planned obsolescence of said laptops. Apple is the only manufacturer that has rectified this with their MagSafe port.
I've had my new laptop for a month. it was great until the AC adapter pin broke. Is there an AC adapter conspiracy?
by puterputer May 17, 2010
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Most adopted kids tend to come from third-world countries and picked by pasty white parents who own yachts and private jets. You can easily tell someone is adopted because they naturally reject common stereotypes of their foreign race and are abnormal in general.
i.e. A swole southeast Asian boy with Rolex and dumb haircut.
Adopted kids tend to not do well in school or have bad social skills despite how they garner popularity in some cases. This is due to their 1% rich skim milk parents raising them with too much love until the kid becomes spoiled milk. Somehow, these kids survive in real life because of how well off they are: having parents back their asses up.
Not all adopted kids are rich. Some can be poor and abused by their parents. However, adoption services aren’t evil as bureaucrats, so poor adopted kids are extremely rare
Most adopted kids tend to come from third-world countries and picked by pasty white parents who own yachts and private jets. You can easily tell someone is adopted because they naturally reject common stereotypes of their foreign race and are abnormal in general.
i.e. A swole southeast Asian boy with Rolex and dumb haircut.
Adopted kids tend to not do well in school or have bad social skills despite how they garner popularity in some cases. This is due to their 1% rich skim milk parents raising them with too much love until the kid becomes spoiled milk. Somehow, these kids survive in real life because of how well off they are: having parents back their asses up.
Not all adopted kids are rich. Some can be poor and abused by their parents. However, adoption services aren’t evil as bureaucrats, so poor adopted kids are extremely rare
Me: How does that Asian kid get bad grades?
Friend: Dude, he’s adopted...
Me: No wonder he’s a cringy hypebeast!
Friend: Dude, he’s adopted...
Me: No wonder he’s a cringy hypebeast!
by Not Adopted February 13, 2018
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Some wire that hangs on a person phone when the lazy manufactures take out all the ports
A wire that hangs just like shit does from your but
A wire that hangs just like shit does from your but
by Oneshotduke May 22, 2018
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by Father Christmas November 4, 2004
Get the adoptedmotherfucker mug.Her birth mother did not want her, so she became an adoptee and was adopted by a loving family.
This adoptee is quite and very loveable!
This adoptee is quite and very loveable!
by A Female Girl April 21, 2007
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Adopted Kid:your mom just had a baby and yo dad too!
COol Guy: it's funny because you are adopted
Adopted Kid:no it's not
Cool GUy: yes it is motherfucken adopted gedezez! *blasts adopted kids brains out*
Cool GUy: yo uare adopted!
Adopted Kid:your mom just had a baby and yo dad too!
COol Guy: it's funny because you are adopted
Adopted Kid:no it's not
Cool GUy: yes it is motherfucken adopted gedezez! *blasts adopted kids brains out*
Cool GUy: yo uare adopted!
Adopted Kid: lick my gina machine
Cool GUy: it's funny because you are adopted haha im gonna shoot you now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Cool GUy: it's funny because you are adopted haha im gonna shoot you now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
by JesusChristfootball October 12, 2011
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When I first met my mate Rich he said to me "Baby Jesus and his adopted sisters" what have I let myself in for getting to know you lol, or cerrrrrrrazy!
and I thought your propa posh right? lol, but hes a laugh!!!
When I first met my mate Rich he said to me "Baby Jesus and his adopted sisters" what have I let myself in for getting to know you lol, or cerrrrrrrazy!
and I thought your propa posh right? lol, but hes a laugh!!!
A:"Is it safe to cross the woods at night without little Timmy the dog?"
B:"i duno George?"
A: Baby Jesus and his adopted sisters did you hear that noise in the bushes? these woods aint safe!"
B:"i duno George?"
A: Baby Jesus and his adopted sisters did you hear that noise in the bushes? these woods aint safe!"
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
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