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Post-Birth Abortion

An abortion that takes place shortly after birth. Basically just a kinder way to say homicide, or murder. Oftentimes, the motive is the revoked child support.
Friend: Hey how is that baby of yours?
Father: Alright I guess. I just performed a post-birth abortion.
Friend: Well played man. Revoked child support for the win!
by tac135246 January 18, 2011
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Casual Abortion

The act of walking into a Planned Parenthood or pharmacy and asking for the Morning After Pill (Plan B), casually.
Thinking of having sex without a condom, birth control, etc.? It's time for a casual abortion, aka Plan B.

"Did we have sex last night?"
PLAN B

"Did we use a condom? Where is the condom?"
PLAN B

"I better not be fucking pregnant."
PLAN B.
by Casually January 7, 2013
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partial mirth abortion

The act of cutting off someone's joke by beating them to the punchline.
A: Hey, did you tell your co-workers that joke I told you last night?
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.
by Bryan Gilbreath March 1, 2011
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Nigger Abortionation

When two or more fully or partially grown niglets that became pregnant by using no method of birth control due to common nigger belief that wishful thinking is just as good as abstinence.
(Nurse) Dr you have a Ms. Chinique Westbrook and a Ms Clitoria Lamar here to terminate pregnancy at 7.5 months, apparently it's been on their to-do list.

(DR) Oh Great, get some chicken going stat we got a nigger abortionation on our hands!
by Corey White III July 31, 2009
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Ghetto Abortion

When a pregnant "baby-mama" hits the deck hard enough when being shot it, she has just recieved a Ghetto Abortion.
Baby Daddy: "Oh shit Tanashiwa get down!"

Baby Mamma: " Oh shit honey I just got a ghetto abortion."

Bid Daddy: "It ain't my baby....shiiit."
by Zatvia Iduca March 22, 2010
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White Trash Abortion

Repeatedly getting your pregnant girlfriend drunk in order to lose the baby.
Aww damn!! Darlene's knocked up again! Now we gotta go to the bar for another white trash abortion.
by JayWat October 17, 2010
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Casey Anthony Abortion

The act of committing a post birth termination of your infant or small child. The act is best performed by enticing the child into trying out your new chloroform perfume followed by a trunk ride to the park (no car seat needed). Killing the child in a way that can not be determined by advanced medical science and dumping the body in a burlap sack in a wooded area near your home and getting away with it.

Sluts who carry out this type of abortion are nearly always looking at it as a means to get more dick. Without a child the dick to face ratio increases over 91% thus allowing the slut to achieve her ultimate goal of triple penetration.
Amigo 1: I thought that Snookie had a kid.

Amigo 2: Not any more that bitch gave her kid the Casey Anthony Abortion.

Amigo 3: Well, that sounds like a job for the 3 Amigos.
by gbv.3.0 July 7, 2011
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