Dianne Abbott

Someone who isn't very clever, especially with numbers.

Teacher: Timmy, what is 2+2?

Timmy: Erm well, I don't think that's the question we should be asking.

Teacher: Answer the question Timmy.

Timmy: My position on this has always been clear, the answer isn't important. What is important is how we ask the question.

Teacher: FFS Timmy. What is 2+2? It isn't rocket science.

Timmy: Well, erm, it's about 12 when I last checked.

Teacher: 12? Are you sure,?

Timmy: Sorry, erm, yes, I mean 12 is an answer to a question that I might het asked and j think.it's important that we acknowledge that.

Teacher: Fuck me Timmy, you're such a Dianne Abbott.

by Not Much Matches Mansfield September 2, 2019

Abbotted

The process used by Australia's Federal Government, led by Tony Abbott, to reverse a legal marriage between same sex couples.

'On 12.12.13, the High Court unanimously struck down the ACT's gay marriage laws.

The decision meant that about two dozen week-old marriages have no legal effect.

About 20 couples were married to date under the ACT's laws, and their marriages are now considered as not being legal.'

The term to describe any breach of human rights in Australia under the current Federal Government is also known as 'Abbotting'.

'Man, we got married last weekend, and then we got Abbotted.'

'There are 108 children in detention across Australia - they've been Abbotted.'

by Some Kind of Superstar December 12, 2013

Abby Grace

An Abby Grace is the sweetest, most funny girl you'll ever meet. She's drop dead beautiful and you'll know one when you see her. She has the most gorgeous eyes that you can look into all day, and the most amazing smile that instantly makes you want to smile back. She thinks she's annoying but she's not and she apologizes when she's done nothing wrong. She's the most unselfish person you'll ever meet and you get an Abby Grace, do everything you can to keep her because she's one of a kind.

Guy 1: You see that hot girl over there?
Guy 2: Wow, what's her name
Guy 1: I don't know but,she looks like an Abby Grace
Guy 2: You should go ask her out
Guy 1: Are you crazy! A girl like that has to have a boyfriend
Guy 2: Yea you'r probably right

by /F\O/R\T/N\I/T\E/_G\O/D\ February 12, 2019

Tony Abbott

An onion eating cunt

Tony Abbott: Got ya visa?

by PEBBLEboi July 2, 2018

Fat Abbott

South Park's attempt at spoofing Fat Albert.

"Yeah, bitch. Snatch his ass in a bear trap. Leave that nigga swingin' from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days. Glock glock, know what I'm sayin'? Dumb ass nigga pullin' shit, damn." - Fat Abbott

by Mountain King July 26, 2004

Abbey

An Abbey is a special girl. She's As gorgeous on the inside as is on the outside and is so kind and loving towards others. Great body, Perfect hair, and She's the queen bee that everyone loves and thinks highly of, no matter what the haters say. She is loyal to her many friends and would kick anyone's ass for them! This badass is the life of the party. She's quite romantic and a GREAT kisser! She's a real catch. So if you ever catch an Abbey, don't let her go.

Boy- Damn, I gotta take Abbey out sometime!! She be lookin FINEEEE!!

Girl- Abbey is at the top of the invite list for my party!! If she comes, I bet more people will want to come too!!

by Powerpuff101 August 3, 2013

Abbie

A dedicated and pretty girl but when she is bored she searches her name on urban dictionary

Who doesn't love Abbie

by Thisperson98765 June 25, 2014