mother's apron

Abdominal skin flap above the pubic area created by having a baby and the loose skin remains loose.

That woman must have had about 15 kids because her mother's apron hangs below her knees.

by BrendaLee January 1, 2006

butcher's apron

the blood soaked rag known as the union jack.

they used to fly the butcher's apron on Scottish courts till Siol nan gaidheal got it sorted and now they fly the Saltire!

by pax681 October 20, 2006

Donkey's apron

A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.

From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.

Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.

Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.

by hairymonsterschlong April 23, 2010

Aaron Penis Smith

Aaron has the name penis in his name because he hasnt got one but has one on his head and up his cha cha arse OD

Aaron Penis Smith loves the B.M.W

by falling tooth K dog February 28, 2019

Blacksmith's Apron

An overabundance of pubic hair. Usually but not always covering the entire frontal pelvic area from hip bone to hip bone. Just immagine the blacksmiths apron. Dirty Dirty hair.

I got a rash from that bitches blacksmith's apron.

by Saltlick April 9, 2011

Aaron/Ruka Sarashina

A femboy who spends most of his time working at taco bell or comparing the size of his cock to a monster energy drink. He simps for Rem from rezero on the weekends. Also known as the ultimate horny ass weeb

Aaron/ruka sarashina: *sends a picture of his thighs to the GC*
Jerome: nice
Bread: bruh
Austin: I'd use those thighs as a pillow 👍
Aaron: I would too if they weren't my thighs

by Bread but original July 15, 2021

Lowe's apron

The golden standard of workskenship, class, prestige, and honor. Obtained only by being blessed and honored to work at Lowe's

I hung up my Lowe's apron in the rafters, I hope that isn't bragging too much.

by Rim Job Pubes March 12, 2017