squid

slang for pound(UK currency)

comes from the slang quid

jimmy (during a mugging):gimme fifty squids

by Bodgey May 25, 2006

squid

a total faggot, douchebag, or queer. its just another word.

CJ is a squid and a half

by guidooooooo January 17, 2010

squid

A person in the navy; usually used in a derogitory manner. (But seriously people...since when has serving your country become a bad thing?)

He's a fucking squid!

by lealea November 8, 2003

squidding

to deposite one's ejaculate in a public place.

'Laura is always squidding in the locker room at the gym'

by looceefir August 8, 2008

squid

a easy girl who travels in packs with other easy girls and is always wet*(like a squid*). the could also be a derogatory term that refers to a girl that gives good blow jobs and *hand jobs*(almost is if she had 8* arms)

*arrives at random party with bros*
"yo, look at all these squids. Im about to get loose bro!"
(used as a way do describe potential partners)

*spots a drunken hot girl*
"Yo, im about to hop down on this squid. wish me luck"
(used as a name replacer for his target)

*approaches drunken hot girl*
"damn, squid you got a PHAT BOOTY"
(used as a way to get her attention)

*gets rejected by drunken hot girl*
"man...FORGET you! you aint nothin but a SQUID!!!"
(used as a deragatory term)

by robert LEE johnson August 17, 2012

Squid

The plural version of 'quid' which means one pound (British sterling- GBP). Squid is any amount above one pound.

Man: newspaper please
newsagent: that'll be a quid

Girl1: Please can you lend me some money, I really need it to pay back my mum.

Girl2: how much do you need?
Girl1: twenty squid.

by tea_and_crumpets August 31, 2010

Squid

What you call you’re cute homies

yo fam you’re a fucking squid

that nigga is looking like a cute squid today

by Brazymexican August 31, 2019