dookie dozen

When you take a hot one and there is a plethora of mini dookies.

Hey man, I just made a dookie dozen and it felt so good. There was so much poo in the crapper that it wouldn't go down.

by king dingleberry August 19, 2013

do a dozen

To use a whole box of condoms in one sexual encounter.

"That girl was so thick I took her home to do a dozen."

by Supersatisfier August 26, 2006

Sataner's dozen

The number eleven.

Coined by John Stuart referring to Obama not attending church in his first eleven weeks.

John Stuart "Obama hasn't been to church in eleven sundays, well thats a Sataner's Dozen!"

by Aasif Mandvi April 9, 2009

Bartender's dozen

A grouping of 15 items. Just as a baker's dozen is 13, a bartender's dozen is 15.

Its Friday night and we ran out of limes, can you run to the store and pick up a bartender's dozen?

by NickDeNofa June 27, 2016

dime a dozen

cheap, easily replaced, not valuable

Guys like that are a dime a dozen.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Bastard's Dozen

Eleven of the same item. As in: I ordered twelve donuts but those bastards only gave me eleven!

Larry ordered a dozen bagels, but after eating one himself, brought the bastard's dozen to the party.

by World B. Free December 14, 2008

Saskatchewan dozen

13(thirteen)

"What the fuck, I thought we just won the Grey Cup? Oh, shit we had a Saskatchewan dozen on the field!"

by BURT&BURT December 4, 2009