Jenny enden up having a one-night stand with a loser
Jessica was so drunk she ended up having sex with a geek that night.
Sarah did it with a loser she just met.
Jessica was so drunk she ended up having sex with a geek that night.
Sarah did it with a loser she just met.
by Greenlander May 20, 2012
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Inspiration taken from "you dont have a leg to stand on"
Emphasis is to be put on the word head, and lesser emphasis is to be put on the words stand.
Proper execution: "You dont have a HEAD, to STAND on."
Inspiration taken from "you dont have a leg to stand on"
Emphasis is to be put on the word head, and lesser emphasis is to be put on the words stand.
Proper execution: "You dont have a HEAD, to STAND on."
Person 1: So, I saw your brother out walking your dog earlier.
Person 2: we dont have a dog.
Person 1: I definitely saw your brother with a dog.
Person 2: Dude, we dont have a dog.
Person 1: Maybe he was walking someone else's dog.
Person 2: You're wrong.
Person 1: You dont have a HEAD to stand on!
Person 2: ...alright fine, maybe we got a dog this morning.
Person 2: we dont have a dog.
Person 1: I definitely saw your brother with a dog.
Person 2: Dude, we dont have a dog.
Person 1: Maybe he was walking someone else's dog.
Person 2: You're wrong.
Person 1: You dont have a HEAD to stand on!
Person 2: ...alright fine, maybe we got a dog this morning.
by Dongles "The Shovel" Hungry January 8, 2011
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When you decide to stay with someone for a week, get there account information and social security card, then leave them with nothing
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
Get the A week long stand mug.and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great
by A real n-word October 23, 2019
Get the A duck walked up to the lemonade stand mug.This is the automated message that Omegle gives you when chatting with a stranger on their website. It is not sent by the other person. it is an informational phrase and is only to let you know that that person was chosen randomly and you will not know who they are because they are a stranger.
Sir: I think I'm going to go on Omegle!
*opens up omegle*
*reads automated message*
Omegle: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!
*opens up omegle*
*reads automated message*
Omegle: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!
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Get the stank a dank mug.Something someone says to reassure themselves that they can do the job. Most commonly used when the person has no idea what they are doing.
by theHPninja May 16, 2010
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