by thetruthislouderthanfakenews1 December 07, 2018
When a girl takes laxatives then lays with her legs behind her head on a bed, then the guy does a hand stand over her asshole with his feet firmly on the ceiling. And Drinks! Go gulls
by Scoots44 May 18, 2022
Adam Salisbury has had in incredible life. Grew up in the United States, with nothing to complain about. Adam was a Missionary for his church, grad of BYU, has built a successful career & is moving forward in life. However, the most significant impact on his life derives from the one and only; Jimmer Fredette. Jimmer & Adam were INSEPARABLE. They were the BEST dynamic duo Utah has ever seen! Everything was going great, he felt on top of the world! However, the week of February 10-14th, Adam Salisbury was invited to a meeting with Ryan from to discuss initiatives going on in 2020. He had a choice that would affect the rest of his life; with 2 paths. Path 1: Take a meeting with Ryan & overcome the data challenges. Ryan listens to Adam, & they find a great solution. He gets promoted, recognized, & is loved by USANA. Jimmer (his best friend ever), congratulates him and their legacy continues to grow & he becomes the happiest man ever! Path 2: Adam declines the meeting, does not solve USANA's BI challenges, & finds out that he does not get recognized by USANA. But worst of all, Jimmer is disappointed in Adam. Jimmer would WANT Adam to take any open opportunity & shoot his shot because that's what Jimmer would do! Jimmer would Adam to take a meeting with Ryan! Adam & Jimmer's friendship fades away after he declines the meeting. Adam has a choice, To take the meeting with Ryan and fulfill his destiny, or decline it and part ways with Jimmer... Forever.
"Adam Salisbury & Jimmer Fredette are both best friends, but become even more powerful friends with Informatica."
by Ogneff23 February 06, 2020
Yo, I was playing around in bed with my homie the other night, no homo, when he pulled out his salisbury dick. Like damn that thing meaty.
by realdude4568789 October 11, 2020
That alicia Salisbury is something.
by TS5904 May 25, 2019
A small town full of fucking gypos with the last name Cooper and girls smoking fags at the age of 13. Salisbury is also known smelly chavs outside McDonald’s vaping and thinking they’re solid by telling the McDonald’s to suck there mums. In Salisbury there are many schools such as Wyvern St Edmunds where most kids thinks they’re rock hard by smoking down the cut or the ones that don’t think they’re hard are fucking nerds that either use there fingers as guns or are in the LGBT community.
Sam:Where are the coopers?
Joe: At McDonald’s in Salisbury getting high off a vape they stole from their Nan
Joe: At McDonald’s in Salisbury getting high off a vape they stole from their Nan
by Eggybread123 July 22, 2021
Hooking up with muiltiple guys but never going any further, regardless of how old you are or how much you lead them on.
The worst thing a girl can do.
The worst thing a girl can do.
by SalisburyDude October 17, 2017