Monster

Counter-part to the "goalie;" one who will purposely distract unnattractive cockblockers so his/her friend(s) can get laid, even if it means taking home the target cockblock.

Guy 1 - "Dude, that chicks smokin' hot, but her ugly fat friend's a serious cockblock. I need a monster."
Guy 2 - "...you owe me big time for this."

by Rockaj1012 March 5, 2007

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Something that used to live in Davey Havok's (of AFI fame) neck and bite him. Good thing it's gone now

That's mean, I hope you get a monster!

by MarinaM August 22, 2006

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big, massive; huge amounts of

Man, you check out that monster engine in that Altezza? The fucker's supercharged!

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

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Monster

Something that is so beast, that in some way, shape, or form, it could be considered a legit beast.

Dude, I was walking down the street and found a 20 dollar bill on the ground. Shit was monster as fuck.

by CYaNoTiK January 20, 2011

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To be portrayed by others as a bad influence, degenerate, and/or pervert, as a result of one's words or actions.

" Cam assures he did not mean any thing perverted by saying I want my syrup in her pancake, but Danny denounces him as a perv. Yet Cam alleges he is just being monsterized"

by Gatorx October 11, 2011

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