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Fungus on a log

The act of a male masturbating and taking a shit at the same time and ejaculating on the excrement
Bout to make fungus on a log!
by Anon112221 January 20, 2021
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Bump on a log

The type of person who will not move off of the couch. A person who likes to yell and rage to claim back their spot. A type of person who will and can be lazy and will glare down anyone who wishes to steal their log (the couch).
Hey Olivia do you wanna go out today?

Olivia: No Im a bump on a log
by Bump on a log July 25, 2022
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Ants on a Log

When someone skeets on a turd. Looking similar to the childhood snack.
"I skeeted on the turd you left in the toilet, now my ants are on your log..."
"Have you ever jizzed on a turd? Thats called Ants on a log."
by HERR WyWy February 6, 2025
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Snow on a log

The hors de’oeuvre is created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar singular product, to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.

Related to: dirty snow on a log
What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.
by Word Banger March 16, 2025
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Dirty snow on a log

The hors de’oeuvre created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar product; which has been modified with a percentage of contrasting product e.g. herbs; to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.

Related to: snow on a log
What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, dirty snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.
by Word Banger March 16, 2025
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Ants On A Log

When someone poops on a cock and it resembles little bitty ants on a big ol' log.
"yeah that chick was crazy, she totally gave me ants on a log"
by BradyHater/Raper/69 October 3, 2025
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torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!
by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011
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