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Acute coniform stenosis (ACS)

The medical term for the narrowing of an arterial road by coning off all but one lane thus slowing traffic to a crawl. A serious and incurable paroxysmal condition frequently presenting on a Friday evening when we're all trying to get home from work in the rush hour. Symptoms usually involve the pointless deposition of cones earlier the same day by highway maintenance crews having absolutely no intention of carrying out their work until the following Monday. As the disease progresses it becomes clear that their aim is to cause maximum buggeration over the nation's hard-earned weekend break.
Frightfully sorry, old girl. Stuck in a jam. M25's gone down with a bad dose of Acute coniform stenosis (ACS) so won't be home 'till late. Have my slippers, paper and a nice fat spliff waiting by my chair. Top hole and tally ho, what!
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Acute Angle

An angle that smaller than a right angle (less than 90 degrees).
That triangle has 2 acute angle .
by TwoThousand? March 23, 2016
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acute death valley

1-referring to female- sexual arousal is incapable no matter what or how much one does to attempt it

2- being sexually turned off, particularly in females
"so what happened with *insert name here* last night?

"i have NO idea! we we're trying to..you know, but i just couldn't get there! i must of had some acute death valley
by yfizzhx2 July 2, 2009
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acute dick

my girlfriend says i have acute dick
by Anonymous March 2, 2003
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AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder)

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite, which is fatal without treatment.
My dad caught AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital right now.
Oh god, that sounds awful. I hope he gets better.
by thatpersonchase October 27, 2020
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Acute Inflammation by Proxy

An STD classified by irritation of the genitalia, be it male or female, causing redness, swelling and in some cases itching of the: genitals, crotch, gooch and/or other surrounding regions.
"Red Dick of Death" (abbreviated "RDoD")
Barry- "Yo, I think Liz gave me acute inflammation by proxy..."
Gerard- "The Red Dick of Death? Sucks bro."
Barry- "Yeah i guess i gotta get checked, damn"
by GoofyGoober21 March 8, 2011
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acute boner

A term used when a subject sees something that is so cute that an erection or sexual arousal occurs.
That kitten is so cute it gave me acute boner when I was cuddling it.
by acuteboneritis April 30, 2013
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