fish in a bucket

When you lock your keys in the car

"Can you drive me home? I've got myself a fish in a bucket."
"Yeah, I've got you man."

by Mandarandar January 9, 2017

baby in a bucket

It`s when your baby is very clumsy. He can`t walk, crawl, or lie down so you get mad at him for always falling over and knocking over your lamps and stuff so you spam the internet for things that will stop your baby from hitting your valuable stuff and you find your baby is at the top of your counter so you see him fall in it and you say "Please tell me you didn`t break my bucket". So, the baby sits there and he isn`t falling over anymore and your happy so you tell your friends that you have invented a way to stop your baby`s clumsiness and you decided to call it "Baby in a Bucket". Thus, baby in a bucket was born. The End.

my baby is so clumsy , I must get my self a Baby in a Bucket.

by twj2001 May 11, 2016

baby in a bucket

It's when ur baby is very clumsy he can't walk crawl or lie down so you get mad at him always falling over and knock over your lamps and stuff so you spam the Internet for thing that will stop your baby from hitting your valuable stuff and you find that your baby is at the top of your counter so you see him fall off over the bucket you randomly keep in your kitchen and he fall in it and you say" please tell me you didn't break my bucket" so the the baby sits there and he isn't falling over anymore and your happy so you tell your friends that you have invented a way to stop your baby's clumsyness and you decided to call it baby in a bucket, thus baby in a bucket was born. The end

I need a baby in a bucket

by twj2001 May 11, 2016

Stirring Ducks in a Bucket

Saying something that doesn't make sense.

See Catching Fish With a Stone

Person 1: Do you understand what she's talking about?
Person 2: Nah man. She's always Stirring Ducks in a Bucket

by Stonedfish August 28, 2017

crab in a bucket

Something that one will say in reference to society, that only makes sense to .5% of humankind.

Boy in Bong Shirt: So, with all of the lower SES portion of the nation eating that specific type of food and working that particular kind of job... its kind of like a crab in a bucket.
Adjunct Sociology Professor: Umm... YES, yes, it is exactly like a crab in a bucket!

by sosa4eva November 16, 2010

Crabs in a bucket

"Crabs in a bucket" is the term to describe a male tea bagging his partner while his genital area is infested with "crabs" or pubic lice.

"Hey guys, last night was amazing, I got to experience crabs in a bucket and everything!"

by Thrustismyhandle July 22, 2018

scoop a bucket

A way in which someone can smoke el Mary Jane thou must clear his or hers “bucket” or they will be declared as a chicken

“Here bro come scoop this bucket” “ye didnae clear it ya chicken” “wanty come scoop a bucket”

by Dyldo1872 November 8, 2020