69

A number between 68 and 70.

I'm going to count to 70.
1 2 3..............67 68 69 70.

by crexor April 25, 2006

69

The average IQ of the American politician.

A: "What's the IQ of the average American politician?"

B: "69"

A: "Hmm, what a coincidence..."

by FuctButSects October 20, 2010

69

A widely overused number in Internet Screen names. Second only to 420 in number popularity.

sk8terboi69: my nick rocks!
llamasRfun69420: my nicks pwns you!

by rezzix November 14, 2002

69

A number, that when immature people hear, causes everyone to laugh like idiots.

Teacher- So the answer, is 69.
Idiot1- SHE SAID 69!!!!
Idiot2- THATS A SEX THING HAHAHAHA!!!

by RandyNewmanATTACK December 16, 2014

69

69 is 31 numbers away from 100, and is 19 numbers higher then 50.

Person A: 69 is a really high number!
Person B: Is it higher then my pp
Person A: You're not funny.

by Halfless Goober Flesh September 18, 2019

69

A number nerds put infront of their screen names when they think they are being funny or creative.

Joey: Hey bob look at my screen name its skater69. hahaha aren't i cool?

Bob: Yes, now lets go play Everquest, then read some world of warcraft novels, and magic the card game.

by Action Hank April 28, 2006

69

a sexual intercourse position, where thefamale sucks the males's penis and the male licks her vagaina

who about some 69 baby!

by heesh April 4, 2002