Zoophile

Lonely weirdos who claim they are in a relationship with another species as an excuse for not getting any sex

someone: omg did you see lola she's such a weirdo and she's like obsessed with her dog...
someone 2: she's prolly a zoophile.

by catdogla January 16, 2022

Zoophile

A disgusting human being that forces animals to perform sexual relations, often correlating with beastiality

John: “Zoophiles are scums of the earth and will rot in hell!”

Steve: “Couldn’t have said it better myself!”

by PneumoniaFish32 January 16, 2022

Zoophile

Hannah

Hannah is a zoophile

by handerover3000 May 29, 2022

Zoophile

Basically u can't pull bitches cause ur ugly so u rely on animals cause they cant do or say shit

“Mf raped his dog”

“EW A ZOOPHILE WTF”

by Etheralic April 11, 2022

Zoophile

Most furries (weird af) don't be a furry its gross

Guy #1: Sup animal thing

Furry: I'm a furry

Guy #1: u mean zoophile

by Hank J Wimbleton December 27, 2021

Zoophile

All started off with a "Sappho" teen who got arrested for doing this shit...who tf is attracted to animals and fucks them? Pshycos do.

person 1: im a zoophile
person 2: BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKING BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE THAT BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKING MARSHMELLO OFF OF BIG HERO 6 GOING BALALALALALALALALALALA WITH THAT BIG MOUTH ASS YOU DUMBASS.

by Drem_estic February 15, 2022

Zoophile

A zoophile is someone who has a sexual attraction to animals. Zoophiles are mentally fucked in the head and need to be locked up in an insane asylum. If you are a zoophile, I strongly recommend the following:

- Jump of a cliff
- Hang yourself
- Get ran over by a truck

Teenager: Hey Mom, I think I'm a zoophile.

Mom: I wish I had gotten an abortion.

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022