An ape like animal, in which is most commonly found in the South African jungle. Known for it's crazy uncontrollable mane and demented monkey calls. Also, one of the worlds most unattractive mammals.
by Divaprincess June 06, 2014
Letitally the weirdest guy you will ever meet who is probably lonely and is an atheist who thinks he’s smart but in reality he’s not.
by cross7water February 28, 2019
zion is a type of dude who would watch hentai for atleast 7 hours then goes to bed and does it again
by coochie hair October 26, 2019
Kind of not handsome. Is very annoying retarded acts slow and is a snitch. They also have been having trouble in school and gets bad grades. Also he is not helpful if you find a Zion be aware
by Shabeeta June 28, 2019
A piece of paper, usually a bar napkin, that is flared on one end, and wrapped tightly to form a fine point on the other end. The device is then used to gently stab or poke other people in an annoying an harassing manner, usually when they are in the middle of a conversation with another person. When the victim objects to the poking, the user is to exclaim, "That be Zion."
by lawboy October 07, 2013
Zion is the most RETARDED FATASS You will ever see The way he annoys everyone is the most ANNOYING THING EVER
by Notlies_itsfax December 05, 2019