A technique whereby the male forces his hand down the front of a girls pants during an embrace. Usually, this is uninvited and possibly unwanted by the female.
Male 1: That girl is a real slapper, im going to go snog her
Male 2: Give her the Front Zane, she'll be up for it
Male 1: Alright
Male 2: Give her the Front Zane, she'll be up for it
Male 1: Alright
by Craig (Half of the Taz) November 30, 2006
Get the Front Zane mug.A person who has odd talents and can preform strange actions. Person usualy has an odd fashion sense, and generaly uses a wide and unusual vocabulary. Word comes from the word "insane".
1. I can't belive Cory can speak in 23 different launguages and fit his entire foot in his mouth, what a Zaney!
2. Look at that Zaney, he's wearing the oddest outfit i've ever seen!
2. Look at that Zaney, he's wearing the oddest outfit i've ever seen!
by Cory "The Artist" Green December 9, 2008
Get the Zaney mug.Amazing, caring, handsome, sweet boy. Know to always be there for you when you need them. Known to be a good boyfriend and a great friend.
I love you Zane.
by Tehe🤪 November 1, 2019
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You may also hear them referred to as Zan, ZV, or Mr. and Mrs. Hotness
You may also hear them referred to as Zan, ZV, or Mr. and Mrs. Hotness
There were new candids of Zanessa the other day, both looks amazing. They're so made for each other.
by PipsqueakDots April 17, 2009
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by GAMINGGOLEM January 13, 2022
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Get the Zaneb mug.1. To be told an abnoxious, completely ridiculous, absolutely undeniably imposible lie, fabrication, or falsehood to.
ie.The "ill get you back tomorrow" is probably the most common of all Zaneing... This lie usally involves money for beer, cigs or other like substances. If you dont receive payment (work/cleaning) before you lend the money your odds of not obtaining reinbursment increases 6978%.
2. To be told of something that does not exist.
ie. "this workout machine works out your adominous." in the hopes that someone will say "oh really?" and just roll with it.
3. To be told the truth when it is completely inapropriate.
ie. Cop says "hello is Jane and/or John here?"
the Zaner replies " Yeah they don't want to talk to you though because they have warrents."
Cop says "yeah im going to have to go ahead and come inside."
4. to be told of a completely invented thing, then to have that thing be explained to you in great detail that makes no sense.
ie. "the t-virus" The T-Virus is like...Skynet + T-Virus (from Resident Evil) + Crack + Speed + 2.2 pounds of Meth - Intelligence + Dumb Luck - Self-Awareness x 10 Distructiveness + Annoying (sq) = Deadly efficient Computer/Pathogen
ie.The "ill get you back tomorrow" is probably the most common of all Zaneing... This lie usally involves money for beer, cigs or other like substances. If you dont receive payment (work/cleaning) before you lend the money your odds of not obtaining reinbursment increases 6978%.
2. To be told of something that does not exist.
ie. "this workout machine works out your adominous." in the hopes that someone will say "oh really?" and just roll with it.
3. To be told the truth when it is completely inapropriate.
ie. Cop says "hello is Jane and/or John here?"
the Zaner replies " Yeah they don't want to talk to you though because they have warrents."
Cop says "yeah im going to have to go ahead and come inside."
4. to be told of a completely invented thing, then to have that thing be explained to you in great detail that makes no sense.
ie. "the t-virus" The T-Virus is like...Skynet + T-Virus (from Resident Evil) + Crack + Speed + 2.2 pounds of Meth - Intelligence + Dumb Luck - Self-Awareness x 10 Distructiveness + Annoying (sq) = Deadly efficient Computer/Pathogen
by Catherine Janeway October 1, 2007
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