the revolting act of snot-shotting on a vagina, proceeded by defecating on the vagina then eating the snotty, pooey fanny out.
Guy1: Dude! I Rolo Yoghurted some girl I met at the club last night
Guy2: .... don't even speak to me.
Guy2: .... don't even speak to me.
by bumhole10 April 25, 2011
by pudding and pie July 17, 2003
One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.
Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers
by Rich November 19, 2003
When a man ejaculates inside a woman and the ejaculate oozes out and congeals in the lady garden. This is bush yoghurt.
Darling what’s for breakfast?
Well after our morning romp, why don’t you feast on some of my bush yoghurt.
Well after our morning romp, why don’t you feast on some of my bush yoghurt.
by Bear2208 August 07, 2019
where a man ejaculates on a woman's face and leave it overnight to gain crunchiness. peel off the woman's face and then put it into the microwave for around 1 min. and serve with a side of Johnny sins porn images.
i fancy coming home and having a crunchy yoghurt
Did we remember to make the crunchy yoghurt for tonight?
Did we remember to make the crunchy yoghurt for tonight?
by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022
by The haggis Fister April 18, 2021
by jedi master blaster October 31, 2013