So cute that I would eat you up!

A metaphor that means that something is so cute, well you would eat it up. Really, it’s pretty terrifying. A funny though is just thinking if this goes for every animal when the eat something.

Lion: this youngling is so cute that I would eat you up!
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*

by Hentai-Man, the Bamboozler. October 1, 2020

Do you wanna eat ramen?

A Korean slang meaning "Do you wanna have s*x?". It is used by females to older men. Most of the time it is a joke among close friends.

Girl: Oppa, do you wanna eat ramen?
Boy: Yes! I'm coming over.

by reixnaaii August 17, 2020

All You Can Eat Buffet

When a guy is with a girl and he get's the opportunity to suck & lick anywhere he wants too

Craig : It was rather boring at my place last night Maddie just wanted to talk and watch the Friends marathon on Nick @ Nite!
Jake : Sucks for you dude I went to Kiersten's and I got to enjoy an All You Can Eat Buffet!
Craig : Wow how do you meet girls like that?
Jake : Just show them you 16 inch cock and they get horny!
Craig : Mine is only 8 think I got a chance!
Jake : No Chance In Hell Dude! Better get used to girll talk & Friends!

by SlopNChop October 30, 2017

eat you up

so cute you would eat it

Guy1:"aww that your soo cute i would eat you up"

Guy2: "dude stop trying to bite me you homo"

by GnaOly December 22, 2008

you gonna eat that chair

stereotypical fat people talk

You gonna eat that chair?

by agent armchair June 9, 2017

all-you-can-eat

A marketing term that is used to lure people into eating at a buffet.

Let's go to the buffet! It's all-you-can-eat!

by FunkyGoodThyme June 6, 2005

eat you up

To lick &/or chew your pussy.

Crystal can I eat you up if you don't wanna fuck?

by twiggy June 18, 2006