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Yakked off the goozer

Being fucked up, high, drunk, etc..
'Yakked' being the verb, 'goozer' being the subject
"Dude i'm yakked off the goozer right now"
"holy crap dude nice"
by octoNG March 25, 2024
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Yanked

When someone's so chopped its foul. Originates from a crazy looking slick back.
Damn did you see her? She's fucking yanked bro.
by munch300000 January 11, 2025
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Yarked

Yarked is a flow state you reach after edging to Bonnie blue for 3+ hours. Your cock becomes so engorged to the point that even your family can feel the room heating up from the heat coming off your throbbing phallic as your dih vein pulses to the beat of your cardiovascular Rhythm. Some say that when you reach full yark the penis will point twords the northern star no matter what direction your facing, this is when it becomes spiritually sanctifying for Harriet Tubman's ghost.
Yo Venton, I was full yarked last night after the Bonnie blue 24 hour special with 1000 men, my shit was like a compass it stayed true north.
by Bizzletwix January 28, 2026
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Dick yanked

When your wife is so fed up with you that she hands you a naked dude magazine infront of all your friends.
Karen was so fed up with Ryan's drinking that she dick yanked him to the amusement and eternal shame infront of all his neighbours.
by Luckyluc1982 November 20, 2014
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