did you wash your az today

WASH YOPUR ASS

did you wash your az today

by uwu master 1234567890098765432 November 9, 2023

you're wassup

The ultimate way to let babes know wassup, guaranteed to lead to enhanced attraction and chemistry.

GUY 1: "Oh, look at that babe."

GUY 2: "Yeah, we've got to let her know wassup."

GUY 1: "Hey girl, you're wassup."

BABE: "Wow. Thank you so much."

by yourewassup June 25, 2016

You're wasting your time

What you're doing if you don't pick Lazziness for your druid.

Exfear: PS you owe me.
Lazziness: I owe you for what? :O
Exfear: Silk goes I need a druid man
Exfear: I instantly say if you don't pick Lazziness you're wasting your time.

by Losteboye October 17, 2008

You're wasting my free minutes

when you're on your cell after 9 or 7 (when its free) and the person you're talking to is wasting your time with their stupidity

Person: Brittany Spears is my role model.
You: You're wasting my free minutes, you know that?

by MissBynn March 2, 2009

You're wasting my minutes

Phrase directed at a person you're speaking to--in real life or on the phone-- who spews mindless drivel, renders themselves irrelevant to your reality, or is just plain boring, and is therefore wasting your valuable time.

Origin: Derived from cell phone service plans that offer a limited number of free minutes.

You have a boyfriend? Why didn't you tell me that before I ditched my friends. You're wasting my minutes girl. See ya.

by The Vig July 13, 2009

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

by anonymous June 11, 2025

see you in Washington

Corporate lingo to say, “I’m disappearing to an undisclosed location for a holiday, and I’d rather wrestle a bear than deal with work.” It gives the illusion of a business trip, but really, you're vibing somewhere on the beach with a Negroni and work phone turned off.

VP: “Can you put this deck and analysis together for next week?”
You: “Sorry, I’ll be out—see you in Washington.”
Translation: “I’m backpacking in Thailand, good luck surviving without me.”

by corporateweapon69 December 20, 2024