Yoinked

When you take something swiftly and in a quick manor

Guy1: yo bro did you fuck the other night

Guy2: ye bro of course

Guy1: nice what was she like?
Guy2: oh it was her fist time

Guy1: oh
Guy2: ye she was like 13 I YOINKED her virginity

Guy1: and your probably gonna get yoinked on to a register, see ya later

by IJustThrewYaNan November 18, 2019

Yoink

To take an item from someone that may or may not belong to you.

I yoinked the doughnut from the cop.

by J money March 7, 2004

Yoinked

When you smack someone so hard their eyes start watering

“Damn dude she Yoinked the shit outta him”

by A-money14 March 25, 2019

Yoink

A term used to express emotions, like happiness. Also sometimes used for just random times

“Yoo you wanna hangout?”

“Yoink, why not?”

by Broski_brodyn July 8, 2019

Yoink

To steal an item from right under the other person's nose and saying "YOINK" when committing theft. Please note that you will need a yoinker's licence successfully do this.

I 'Yoinked the kid's pencil.

by NOAVIER April 20, 2018

yoinked

to describe something being taken; or to describe somthing that has been destroyed

me: i absolutely yoinked this kids ankles yesterday
other kid: thats tough

by juulkid69 November 19, 2018

Yoink

Something being pulled aggressively off someone or something.

Did you see that girl's weave? It went Yoink!

by Datchicken7890 July 14, 2019