xylophonesexual

when your subconscious reveals to you that you want to sex up xylophones

"One time i had a dream that i was going to have dream sex with a guy but then he turned into a xylophone." - quoted from a true xylophonesexual

by garettmc January 7, 2021

Xyron Aya

A very loveable person, loyal , shy ,beautiful, smart , talented, and have gorgeous eyes. Everyone loves her whenever they are around with her. She also loves making everyone happy. Everyone loves her especially her friends and families. She is very strong woman you'll ever seen. Whenever she's mad everyone will be afraid of her because of her lovely eyes. She only have few friends she never really hangout with many group. Her smile is what makes her beautiful.

Omg its that xyron aya! Why is she so gorgeous eyes? 👀

by Ashmahadmufasa June 26, 2021

xylyn

Xylyn is a creative thinker. She puts friends and family first before anything else. She takes promises seriously and does everything in her power to make it happen.

We can all count on Xylyn

by QuietMedusa November 3, 2021

hearing xylophones

Crazy, but not in an inherently bad way; a bit loopy or trippy. People who are hearing xylophones can be a lot of fun to hang out with.

No guys, I'm serious! I swear to god there was a blue light on the wall over there just a second ago.
Man, you're hearing xylophones.

by HoboAC December 8, 2007

xylophagus

adj. Having the ability to bore through wood with mandibles or teeth; wood eating. (mainly used to describe wood-boring insects termites, carpenter ants and bees, etc.)

Those fuckin' xylophagus bees are eatin' away the wooden patio support beams!

by thetorpidone October 12, 2006

xylophila

A person who loves nature but is not a tree hugger.

wow she is so cool shes a xylophila

by hannnah098 July 1, 2007

Playing the Purple Xylophone

A slang term referring to using cocaine (specifically, snorting cocaine).

"Yeah I heard Jim got too caught up in playing the purple xylophone. It really ruined his life."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."

by anonymous March 29, 2022