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n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.
xander by guest(238) April 30, 2019
Xander is an all around great friend! Xander is really kind and loves everybody that is nice him. Xander is crazy, weird, and a little annoying, but in a good and funny way. Xander is the kind of guy that alway has your back, no matter What! Xander is really random and funny, and knows how to make people laugh, but also question humanity. If you are having a bad day Xander is always there to make you feel better. Xander loves and gives great hugs, and LOVES to snuggle. Xander isn't the smartest guy, but he makes up for this in good looks guy, but he knows how to treat a woman right. Xander is very protective of everyone he loves and is quick to stand up for others. Xander is really fun to be around and is entertaining no matter where he is. You're missing out big time if you're not friends with a Xander!!!
When my doctor diagnosed my depression, he told me to go order a Xander and It really helped.
Xander by Mr. Rando January 26, 2020
xander from bunkd

bunkd is that one jessie reboot on disney channel
girl: who are you

xander from bunkd: hello it is me xander from bunkd
Xander by RanaGreen June 4, 2021
xander is a lovely boy who is so kind and caring. a xander is very loyal and funny, he always makes the best jokes and has a crazy mad laugh. he always joins you in your favourite activities and just makes them so much better. when you have a xander you never want to loose him because he is the best thing that could possibly happen to you. everybody loves xander but not as much as me.
person: xanders awesome.
me: yeah, he really is!
xander by salemwitchgoat March 13, 2023
A 3 year old who is under grown she claims to be a male but one look at her at the pool and see her noticeable feminine features. Or a happy man to be living an 3 year old lifestyle with pb and js
He really is a xander