A wimbledon

When you go for a piss and accidentally get a splash on your trousers, could be when shaking.

Dude, whats that on your leg. Oh shit, I must have done a Wimbledon.

by Devi4nt May 3, 2022

Wimbledon Wet College

A school full of neeks, get pop in rugby yearly and your teachers have you on ropes you say amdg but still get pressured at coombe Lane.

Who going to play again Wimbledon wet college this morning

by DissOfTheSeason December 1, 2019

Womble

A faggot

When a man of indian decent plays a guitar, he will likely proclaim "Womble is a faggot"

by Brufe Dankerson July 27, 2018

wimbledon high girl

Wimbledon high girls aka lesbian virgins, formally hoes on the hill (before kings got girls in their sixth form) are usually found in starbucks getting their soya iced lattes with their eastpaks and rolled up skirts

In order to be cool in this school full of rich, pretentious and sometimes (but v rarely) peng af bitches, one must 1) juul in the year 10 locker room 2) down gin before computer science 3) get with a 40yr old male english teacher 4) wear exclusively urban outfitters or topshop or 5) have a kings/ wimbledon college boyfriend in ones usually penisfree life.

Oh look at those nuns walking down wimbledon high street. Oh wait no they are wimbledon high girls

by single sex ed kills children May 17, 2019

wubbles

A really cute way of saying I love you

I say to my boyfriend "Wubbles" and he says back "Wubbles" and his sister pukes.

by Kate1111 December 4, 2007

Wimbledon College

A "religious" school in for those who hate Kings because they can't accept that life is unfair

I couldn't get into a decent school, so I went to Wimbledon College.

by COLLEGE_mums_ARE_whores December 13, 2010

Wamble

A non rude word that is used instead of wank.

"Quincy came into school with wamblings all over himself."
"Kieran blamed the white wamble stains on his goats milk."
"Cuebert wambled till it bled."
"My record is 5!!"

by JOSAFOOWIS September 23, 2005