Taffy Waffy

Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat motorbike, and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually put-off by the prospect of half a chicken with curry sauce from the chippy. Has the ability to look at two people at the same time although they're standing 15m apart.

"Why haven't u got any pies left?"
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."

by Dude January 29, 2004

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One who DDRs excessively. Concurring symptoms may include extreme homosexuality.

"Dude, that guy was a fag." "Correction; that dude was a waffy."

by Arnold K. September 21, 2003

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wuffle

A legged , lovable creature of indeterminate size. A distant cousin to a Tribble.

I saw a wuffle in the corner of my eye.

by NightAngel October 3, 2007

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An affectionate cross between a hug and a tickle, used between partners.

He wuffled her warmly, as he knew she enjoyed the attention.

by plastic_koi June 7, 2005

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wuffie

White Urban Fuckup (or Failure, if you prefer). Term describing that element of the white American underclass that is neither rural (see white trash) nor suburban (see wigger). Roughly equivalent to UK terms like ned, chav, townie, etc. Common identifying marks include bad prison tattoos, rotten teeth, pasty complexion, cartoonish jewelry, and a stubborn belief that the uglier the neighborhood, the prouder one should be to dwell in it.

"Let's not go to that bar tonight, it's a nest of wuffies on weekends."

"White trash? Honey, real white trash would eat that sad wuffie for breakfast."

"Southie is America's oldest and most famous wuffie settlement."

by Beauchamp Millward Comber November 29, 2005

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