waffles

the new pie.
(As in, its slowly taking pie's place in internet trends. Its unstoppable!)

We're going for waffles!

by Muh October 7, 2004

Waffles

The best breakfast food in the entire world!!
It is also the subject of the best song in the world, "Do You Like Waffles?" by Parry Gripp.

Lyrics:
Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes!
Do you like french toast?
Yeah, we like french toast.

Do do do do !
Can't wait to get a mouthful!
Waffles!
Waffles!
Waffles!
Wa-Do do do do!
Can't wait to get a mouthful!

Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes!
Do you like french toast?
Yeah, we like french toast.

Do do do do!
Can't wait to get a mouthful!

Person 1-Do you like waffles?
Person 2-Yeah I like waffles!

by WAFFLES!!! April 26, 2008

Blue Waffles

Slang for a vaginal infection. People will dare each other to Google the phrase and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" to create a non-visual shock in the victim.

The official definition: A vaginal infection or battering of the vagina.

Douchebag: Heheh *snifflesnort* Google "Blue Waffles" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky". *snort snort sniff drool*

Victim: Ok... *click click click* OH MY GOD!

Douchebag: Heheheh *snifflesnort* Owned!

by Hardened Victim of Mean Pranks February 21, 2010

wafflestomper

One who shits in the shower and stomps on it untill it goes down the drain.

Sander Cole is a waffle stomper and he over uses the term too

by Spencer April 8, 2005

roffles waffles

it's basically the already bastardized word "rofl" (Rolling On Floor Laughing) totally slaughtered into Roffles Waffles which means the same thing but doesnt really make sense. Just more fun to say I suppose.

Person 1: "OMG LOL"

Person 2: "ROFFLES WAFFLES SO FUNNY!"

Me: "fuck off you cunts"

by Dysfunction September 11, 2003

blue waffles

A fake disease that suggests women who are sexually active are at risk of getting and passing on a blue tinged genitally deforming std.

Debunked here: womenshealthfoundationdotorg/2011/08/08/the-blue-waffles-myth/

Jake said he had seen a girl he was going to fuck with a bad case of blue waffles on the weekend. But he is full of shit. It doesn't exist only in photoshop. What a dumbass.

by VoiceOreason April 27, 2015

roscoes chicken n waffles

The bomb dezzy! the most amazing food eva!!! invented by that nigga ass motha fucka ROSCOE! niggas love this shit most, because black ass motha fuckas like crazy shit! but they got dis one righ oh fa sho!

I gotta have me some roscoes chicken n waffles right now nigga, or ima but a nut premature!

by one white motha fugga April 28, 2010