Woodchuck

An animal that could chuck as much wood as it could if it could chuck wood. It is believed that it can chuck up to three times it’s body weight, but there is still no proof given whatsoever.

Guy 1: “Have you seen my pet woodchuck?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, he’s over there trying to chuck wood.”

by EbbieBoi December 14, 2019

Woodchucker

A lady fella that bites down on a dangalang so hard that it splits into two

Man, that lady fella would give some give some fire bop she’s a ‘known’ woodchucker.

by woodchucker5000 June 25, 2022

woodchucker

an animal that chucks wood

"how much wood could a woodchucker chuck if a woodchuck had wood? (idk the rest)

by vxznz October 1, 2023

Arctic Woodchuck

When you are only attracted to white guys.

Damn that man is fine. I must have a rabid case of the Arctic Woodchuck.

by Sir.K September 11, 2015

rabid woodchuck

When a guy uses too much teeth in a rabid manner

We were getting along really well before he headed south and went rabid woodchuck on me...

by shinytoaster1 July 7, 2017

White woodchuck

When someone throws the article used to clean up the semen after sex in your face

We’d just got done banging, and not two seconds later he threw the White woodchuck in my face

by White woodchuck February 12, 2021

A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood

The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?

A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.

by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025