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Woodchuck

An animal that could chuck as much wood as it could if it could chuck wood. It is believed that it can chuck up to three times it’s body weight, but there is still no proof given whatsoever.

Guy 1: “Have you seen my pet woodchuck?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, he’s over there trying to chuck wood.”

by EbbieBoi December 14, 2019