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Contains two definitions for men:

For Douche Fucks: Women (n); a piece of meat.

For Nice Guys: Women (n) The female of your species which you actual want something besides sex from. After much labor a relationship can be formed with them, personal like. After a while everything you do for the will be taken for granted, no matter what it is (ie. money, love, support, a part of yourself) and they will no longer feel "special". Unless immediately acted upon this will result in everything being your fault, including wrongs against you.
DF "Yo, woman! Your too drunk, so ima take advantage of you now, ya dumb bitch.

NG " NO!_____(girl who I've always liked) don't go he's a Douche Fuck!!

Womens "Awe you sooo nice (as proceeding to fuck the Douche Fuck and then complain later about no nice guys)
Women by jackbefuckedover May 28, 2012
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The majestic gender that has been oppressed for centuries and deserves to be equally appreciated as the other genders.
Women are wonderful.
Women by Dude123 November 3, 2019
I love women because they keep my house clean!
Women by Peepee??? December 6, 2019
All of Satan’s unwanted daughters who came to earth to ruin men’s lives with unfunny jokes and jealous tendencies.
Women by Unqualified Lesbian September 18, 2018
Tom: “Jessica go make me a sandwich!”
Jessica: “yes honey! I will because women are supposed to stay in the kitchen!” **makes Tom sandwich for communism**
Women by Shmello June 28, 2019
Usually make no sense and lack complete common sense. Peers into the most simplest of things to deep, and are glutton for pain.
James I don't get why women enjoy pain.
Women by WestIndiesKing December 28, 2005
Tools of men, who must obey the "three C's": Cooking, Cleaning, and ck... hrm, childcare.
"I'm sorry I don't listen to poor people... or women, am I right guys, eh, eh" -Mr. Wellington
women by dancingdudesean June 22, 2006