Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards

AKA, BVTW Syndrome.
The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms.
It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards.

The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character.

...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES.

Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires.

People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome:

-Likes-
Vampires
Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest.
Goth anything
Hot Topic
F-bomb dropping Dumbledore
Gun toting Voldemorts

-Dislikes-
Spelling
Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code.
Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight.
Magic classes.
Quidditch
Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on.

Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards are why a Harry Potter role playing game will most likely never see print.

by Lig Na Baste July 16, 2009

scissor wizards

Females who are adept at pleasuring the pussy areas of other women.

"Assault this pussy, you motherfucking scissor wizards!"

by DogsBedroomMoshingTo108 December 29, 2016

I Haunt Wizards

sex in a band form

Helen, the lead singer for i haunt wizards, is sex

by thewizards October 19, 2008

chuff like a wizards sleave

women with a very deep vangina got it threw havein sex alot or threw giving birth

i shaged her so many times shes got chuff like a wizards sleave

by ryno555 July 4, 2007

Chinese Wizards

Refers to the mysterious beings from the East, who are capable of performing unfathomable technological feats such as hacking the latest online games or unlocking the most restrictive firmware. The unsung legends with epicanthus from the land of bamboos can and will always blow your mind whether in shooter video games or in system moddings.

Miner 1: Urgh NVIDIA is going to limit the hashrate on RTX 3060 when mining ETH, what are we gonna do man

Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao

by Umuless March 4, 2021

Weird Like Wizards

Cheesiest pick up line known to man, or wizards.

A small band of retail co-workers gather in a near-by sports bar, in order to get smashed and share their stories of idiot customers. During one brilliant moment of silence, the group over hears a drunken man, near by, approach a single female. Through copious amounts of liquid courage, he musters the cognitive strength to inquire if the lass wishes to "Go back to his place, to get weird like Wizards". One wonders, how many times this exact line has already served its intended purpose!

by Della Hell March 17, 2010

Blue Wizards

A common street name referring to members of the police department. Lately expanded to include any authority figure in the vicinity.

The party was great, until the blue wizards showed up and shut it down.

The blue wizard (teacher) in my science class kicked me out for not having my homework done.

by s__dizzle January 30, 2016