Wireless Blunt

when the roach falls out so you chong the paper

Fuck bro my roach fell out now I have a Wireless Blunt

by Matchiavello March 20, 2022

Wireless Keyboard

A tool used to hit people over the head in anger when you die in Minecraft

"I just hit my brother over the head with my wireless keyboard and he stopped breathing"

"Sheesh!!!"

by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022

wireless wingman

A man with wings, who is also without a wire. Einstein's theory of relativity states that if the man is wireless and the wire is wingmanless, then the wire is wingless and the man is wirewing.

Wireless wingman. When wire was without wing, whence would a man or woman be wired to winter weather.

by he who wishes to be anonymous August 6, 2023

wireless charger

a charger that has a wire its kinda like a pad or a little circle thing you plug in and you put a phone or a watch on it and it charges it

hey my phones about to fuck itself do you have a chidger

no i dont i have a wireless charger tho

by Amogus😳 December 20, 2023

wireless

Having autism. From Spectrum Wireless + Autism spectrum.

Boris was acting exceedingly wireless when on his first date with that girl.

by nspire clubbist July 29, 2025

Wireless jerk

The wireless jerk is when you get super high and think you masturbating you still get the orgasm without physical doing it !

Bro I am going to take so mushrooms and have a wireless jerk

by The jerk guy September 30, 2025

Ham Wireless

Ham Wireless : The Act of being Ham fisted while surfing Grumble media when one is on the loo with an Intel centrino wifi laptop(or similar).
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble

Jimmy P was caught Ham Wireless the other day by his mum, she thought he was struggling with his bowel movements but he was actually struggling with himself!!!!

by Chris Kendall December 13, 2007