Asian Windmill

The process of performing the 69 position (partners placing their mouthes on each others naughty spots) while doing cartwheels.

Last night this chick let me do the Asian Windmill with her.

by yes man 22 December 18, 2011

Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy

The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music box with a squinty grin or pissed-off look on his face. In OoT, in order to get into the well in Kakariko Village, you had to complete a time paradox involving Bob. In the future, you go to the windmill where an infuriated Bob waits. He complains of a child in green (Link) who, seven years earlier, played a song and messed up the windmill. Upon seeing your Ocarina, he remembers that day and plays the song, thus teaching Link the Song of Storms. You must then travel to the past and play the song for him, becoming the child that taught him the song and messed up the windmill.

"Yo man, don't mess with Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy. He'll cut you!"

by Gammasite December 27, 2007

flaccid windmill

The act of spinning the penis in a windmill fashion

He pulled a flaccid windmill for all the ladies to see.

by shaGGy- July 6, 2010

duck dive windmill

A legendary boxing set up for the big KO,

duck dive windmill, Donkey Davies engineered this masterful show of fakery followed up by the huge Windmill knock out punch in white collar boxing events.

by devon donkey January 22, 2021

Dutch Windmill

To take a shit in the bathroom/toilet in somebody else’s house, and, while the fresh turd is resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl, you slam the bathroom door several times. The gusts of wind created by this motion will spread your ass gas throughout the house and allows your friends to take a good whiff of your pungent aromas. You’re welcome!

"Dude, what's that smell?"

"Steve just took a shit and dutch windmilled the house..."

by Three Stripes June 10, 2014

danish windmill job

When three chicks take turns on your knob, one after the other; while one is working on the penis, the other two are performing analingus and/or sucking on your testicles.

Spring break was awesome! I got my first Danish Windmill Job ... it was better than I expected.

by Fipi Lele January 25, 2008

the windmill

When you use your hips to swing your penis in a circular motion like the blades on a windmill.

Right before I came, I pulled out and did the windmill so it went everywhere.

by Joe Rogue December 13, 2007