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Deontay Wilder

A bum that beat a bunch of other bums until he ran into a brick wall named Tyson Fury. No skill whatsoever, and has crazy toxic racist fans that make up conspiracy theories to slander Fury all because he beat there man in boxing….
Idiot: Deontay wilder gone knock that cheatin cracker out brah 🤣 If wilder doesn’t win ima tell these crackas to suck my dick
Normal human: no he isn’t, stop being a racist you sound stupid and everybody hates you, and you’re not gonna do anything you literally are wearing an ankle monitor and can’t leave the house unless you’re going to your parole meeting.
by Laughing at morons October 13, 2021
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Windectomy

A procedure for those with their head so far up their rectum they need a window implanted in their stomach to be able to see.
Foreman: "Damnit, gump! You need a friggin windectomy, I swear it'd help you"

Apprentice: "Is that a real thing? Maybe I should look into it..."
by O_Fiddle_Stix June 27, 2014
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wandering woman

The wandering women is hard to spot.

Her stunning looks will distract you from realizing what she actually wants.
A ride home, food, a date for the night, or maybe just a friend.
Some call her a lost soul looking for somewhere rest.
some simply call her a bum.
This Blonde, tan skin, blue eyed girl is the girl of your dreams.

She will wander into your life
poke around

then wander out.
No one knows what she's looking for or what she wants.
Bro 1: Bro what happen to that chick you used to be seeing?
Bro 2: Bro I honestly have no idea, I think she's a tease

Bro 1: She's a "wandering woman" bro, let her go. A lost soul.
by The kid with swim trunks January 22, 2015
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Wandering Dick Syndrome

Being in the medical field I see many different "syndromes." Sadly many patients contract several sexually transmitted diseases, and pass them on to their significant others due to this WDS. Being unable to keep it in their pants, for whatever reason and constantly seeking sex with other partners due to

lack of sexual commitment or sexual loyalty to one person which is WDS; Wandering Dick Syndrome.
Having displayed WDS behavior repeatedly, by being unable to display any self control sexually , resulting in sexual betrayal for his partner. Lacking the desire or ability to be true and loyal sexually to his significant other who he professes to love and have a sexual commitment to is WDS... Wandering Dick Syndrome.
by Jaded Gailen August 7, 2017
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wanderful

Experiences of delight and pleasure that result from fulfilling strong desires to travel
“Johnny never feels more wanderful than when he’s in the middle of a long-planned road trip to a new destination.”
by SalvyZ February 3, 2020
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oof i be winded

This shall be said when a person is out of breath while doing a non-strenuous activity.
This is my 14th Taco oof i be winded!
by Casual Grandpa May 14, 2018
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Windbreaker Booty

When the booty is separated from your hand by only a thin sheet of windbreaker like material or thin feeling pants.
Danny was surprised to discover Justin's windbreaker booty when he gave him a congratulatory slap on his behind.
by Tony Two Tone May 2, 2010
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