The Schmidts

The most IN LOVE and cutest damm cuple in the universe made up of too sexy people. Robin is a girl with the power and the body who can do any thing..she is like SUPER-Robin with her home runs in softball and her grades. Most of Patrick's friends know him by P.J. for Patrick Justin, but others just call him "Olympian" (because of his bad ass mo fo weight lifting skills), or "sexy beast" (because he is one!). Together, this cuple is unstoppable and irresistably gorgeous. You will definately see them in the future, always together and inseperable.

"Damm they're fine as hell, and amazingly intelligent, and i can't keep my eyes off those two, they're so in love it's contagious...they must be The Schmidts"

by Beautyfoxx June 4, 2009

Strudel Schmidt

A type of layered pastry which is very risky to eat, it can either be amazing if you are lucky- its with a delicious nutella filling but in most cases its filled with dog shit..

We played truth or dare last night, that Ben dude was dared to try a freshly baked Strudel Schmidt...puked his heart out after that poor bastard.

by OGloc January 29, 2019

Cooper Schmidt

The most powerful being ever. He is yes and the best. So ez....

Oh, how I love Cooper Schmidt. He is so powerful and I worship him every millisecond of my useless life.

by Coopoopezcope November 15, 2021

Alica Schmidt

She is 26 year old German female athlete known as the hottest athlete.

Alica Schmidt is pretty hot

by creeper-lurkki November 28, 2025

schmidt dick

A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.

Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.

Oh boy. Look at that schmidt dick over there. He definitely is compensating for his tiny penis

by pseudonym 1 October 2, 2013

pulled a schmidt

the act of being fun at a party for less than an hour, immediately followed by forcefully vomiting on furniture/floor and going unconscious

guy 1: "i went to get her a drink and then she disappeared for like 20 minutes. turns out she was passed out in the basement!"
guy 2: "yeah i heard she puked in 3 different rooms... must've pulled a schmidt."

by therobotshirt August 5, 2011

Charlie Schmidt

Famous for his "Keyboard Cat" video.

Charlie Schmidt, you put a smile on my face.

by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018