What a man does before going out to party with the hopes of hooking up with a girl, that can include shaving, both face and body, extreme showering, hair work, and facial care. Also, this typically takes an extended period of time since most men do not need to spend much time in the bathroom preparing.
Dude, I've got to do some intense man grooming before we head out to Tony's party. There's gonna be mad bitches there
by Da Burdman March 10, 2007
Get the man groomingmug. by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021
Get the Groomedmug. When a grown-ass man fucks a 14-17 year old child.
Roblox YouTubers by the name of Ribs and Notive groomed minors in 2023.
Roblox YouTubers by the name of Ribs and Notive groomed minors in 2023.
by binchillin_goofyahh October 23, 2023
Get the grooming minorsmug. The act of fussing over the physical appearance of your significant other, akin to scenes of monkeys or other simians doing the same on animal documentaries. Includes squeezing pimples/blackheads, manicuring, pedicuring and plucking funny and/or white hair. Provides presumed psychic gratification to the groomer and laid back enjoyment to the groomee.
by qingwaa November 5, 2007
Get the monkey-groomingmug. When someone befriends you online, using Social Media, Skype, Emails, Or other forms of contact, to extract information from you, or Guilt you into giving them money - Close to Romance scam, but romance doesn't have to be the key interest here to scam you
Person 1: Remember Donna?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Apparently her friend Online has asked for her to give her some money
Person 2: Sounds like a grooming scam to me.
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Apparently her friend Online has asked for her to give her some money
Person 2: Sounds like a grooming scam to me.
by Aluzionz November 22, 2015
Get the Grooming Scammug. Mother (Knocking on bedroom door): Billy, is everything alright in there?
You seem to be a bit quiet in there
Billy: Don't worry mom, I'm just err... Grooming the mole
You seem to be a bit quiet in there
Billy: Don't worry mom, I'm just err... Grooming the mole
by JP_2KX December 4, 2011
Get the Grooming the molemug. Personal grooming from the waist up to appear presentable for an online audience, does not need to involve the wearing of pants, brushing of teeth, use of deodorant, or having had a shower, is purely superficial since no one that you’re interacting with is actually in the same room.
by Bethany Jane April 24, 2020
Get the Zoom Groommug.