wilbur slamming

engaging in violent doggy style sex with a large caucasian female while attempting to have her spell "good pig" on the wall with involuntarily thrown saliva

there's nothing like a night of law and order followed by wilbur slamming

by TinoFett June 11, 2006

Wilbur Wilde

When something is so wild, it can be described as 'Wilbur Wilde'. It is in reference to the Australian saxophonist Wilbur Wilde.

"So you didn't just get a free drink, you were given a free meal? That's Wilbur Wilde!

by Donald Trumple March 4, 2022

wilbur soot

wilbur soot is a famous singer, songwriter, streamer and YouTuber. wilbur soot is in the band LoveJoy.

Wilbur Soot is an amazing singer i love the songs from his band LoveJoy.

by dani.ella October 19, 2021

Wilbur soot

If you like Wilbur soot I love you

Me: “oi do you know who Wilbur soot is?”
Someone: “yeah of course I like him!”
Me: “marry me.”

by Mommymilckers January 3, 2022

wilbur soot

wilbur soot is a british content creator. he is also a part of the band lovejoy and also makes his own music which i think both are poggers. and he is a cute british boy - jschlatt. not that it is my opinion |:
he is a BIG part of minecraft roleplay server Dream SMP.

"Did you know apparently, I once blew up a nation and killed everyone"
-By Ghostbur during Tommy's exile (wilbur soot's ghost version because he died)

by wilbursootisgay April 6, 2022

Wet Wilbur

Ejaculating in ones hand, then runnin up on a fool and slapping him/her in the face with said hand.

Yo, fuck that dude. He's about to catch a wet wilbur, son!

by Dick#Nosyarg April 26, 2010

Cold Wilbur

Named after the technique used to make Mr Ed (the famous 'talking horse' talk. Originally there were two mouth movements that Mr Ed could make. There was the "Warm Wilbur", which made Mr Ed's lips move a little (as if he's saying 'Wilbur'), and the "Cold Wilbur", where his lips move a lot and he's saying 'Nay!'. The Warm Wilbur was accomplished by inserting a warm finger into the horses anus, and the Cold Wilbur was inserting a finger that had been kept in an ice-cold-bowl-of-water into the horses anus (incurring a more extreme reaction).
In modern parlance, a Cold Wilbur is the act of inserting an extremely cold finger into (normally) another person's anus.

Give him the cold finger? I gave him a Cold Wilbur!

by supermarv December 22, 2009