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Code name for an erection, referring to former president, Woodrow Wilson, seeing as 'Woodrow' is an elongated version of 'woody,'meaning an erection. 'Wilson' is simply just a great word to use in public when you don't want anyone to know what you are talking about.
Jim: Dude, what's wrong? You look troubled...

Chuck: No, I'm fine. I just got the biggest wilson though and I gotta tuck it into my waistband, before anyone sees it.
Wilson by WoodyWillis3 February 23, 2011
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The worst town in the world, it has no mall, kids hang at Wal-Mart for fun, and every acts and dress the same (like ass). And most of the females here are hoes, ugly ones at that, Wilson will steal your dream, so don't start a family here unless you want your family to be bums.
Guy: Aye lets go to Wilson. FRIEND: Where? GUY: Exactly!!!
Wilson by Fashion Zues January 12, 2014
a kid who has bubbles the clown for a mom and lives in WhiteRock Nevada
wilson by petie portruyt December 3, 2006
A poser skater that where's hats because he' bald as shit and who's best friend is "a smurf who tazes people". See Alfredo
Alfredo: Who's that guy sodomising a whale???
Luis: I think they call that a "Wilson".
Wilson by jesi-chan October 29, 2010
A particularly painful slap in which someone hits you so hard that they leave a large red hand print on your skin.
Jenny- "Oh my god, what happened to your arm?!"
Amanda- "Kaitlin gave me a Wilson."
Jenny- "Ooh, those hurt."
Wilson by yeahhboydollface August 29, 2009
a druggie place, but the food is cooked. at least its not newfane.
Boy: this food tastes like shit.
Boy2: at least its cooked in wilson
Boy3: at least we're not in Newfane
Wilson by sam6377 December 31, 2011
Named for the young man from the streets of DC.

Verb- To ejaculate prematurely.
Jim is such a bitch that he Wilsoned on his woman's stomach.
Wilson by dchomeboy April 12, 2009