wikispoil

To spoil the ending of a book, movie, videogame, etc. for oneself by reading its related Wikipedia article. The result is a total lack of desire to read said book, watch said movie, or play said videogame.

No, I already wikispoiled the ending. The rest is just filler.

by jackrabt October 17, 2010

Wifesta

Its a special relationship between two straight female friends. That isn't defined by the simple term of best friend or bestie. Wifesta is a term of love, affection, devotion and total understanding. A deep bond between two female friends that is unbroken either by time or distance.

Buttafly84 and xSunPhoenix are wifesta .... don't come between those two!

by xSUNPHOENIX July 8, 2011

wifi gangster

Someone who pretends to be bad-ass on the internet but is actually a bitch in real life

This is something a Wifi Gangster would do:
On the internet* 1v1 me Irl
The next day* Runs away and continues to bm

by Floorfan May 5, 2015

Wificry

When you were in the middle of something really important whether it be a paper, video, text, even a book and the wifi goes out. It's that little cry that comes out when it goes out and it's terrifying because you don't want to call any of the wifi guys, go to Starbucks to steal wifi or wait it out and pray that it comes back.

"Omg the wifi went out!!!-wificry--"

by Panic! At the references! October 25, 2016

Louie WiFi

Basically shitternet, upwards of 200 ping and a max of 8 Mb/s. The slowest internet in the group

Tiko: WTF why is my ping so high

Louie: Cuz you have Louie WiFi lmao

by TacticalGubbins November 2, 2019

wifing

when a guy decides to make one girl, his number one. At this point he will be talking about loving you, buying you stuff.

Extreme Wifing: moving in, marriage, kids, and *gulp* REAL commitment.

*Remember* using wifey, is more serious then girlfriend but much less than wife. Wife is usually associated with Extreme Wifing, & Marriage.

1) Yo, my girl Jenny is defiantly getting to be wifey material right now.

2) Jenny is such a great girlfriend I'm thinking about wifing her.

3) Mike! you know Jenny is a hoe! why would you want her wifed? so, she can cheat on you again?

by Sanjana Prem September 2, 2009

No wifi

A fate worse than hell

Hitler originally intended to give Poland no wifi but thought it was to extreme.

by Rogue_Shark June 17, 2016