whiteout

During a blizzard, you can't see a thing due to the wind & snow, not even your boots!

I was in a whiteout & it was freaky to not be able to see even an inch in front of my face! I couldn't even see the ground or my boots!

by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Wisconsin Whiteout

When a male cums all over a girls face when she usually isnt expecting it, so her face is all white from sperm

Joe" Cara was droppin some great dome, but i quick pulled out and gave her a real good wisconsin whiteout."

Pat"i heard she's blind in her right eye now"

by Lawrence Larry August 11, 2009

Internet Whiteout

The state you reach during web surfing when anything you look at becomes bland and just like everything else you've looked at. Even music playing in the background gets tuned out.

"man i was so bored all i did was read comics online, eventually it all turned into an internet whiteout"

"I watched so many funny cat video's today they all started to mix together in my mind"
"That's internet wightout man"

by Jazz Hammerhands December 24, 2008

Whiteout photo

A photo uploaded onto a networking website in which the light saturation is so high that it removes any facial features, giving the appearance of clear skin and beauty.

Dude 1: Sharon's looking good these days, did you see her new Facebook photo?

Dude 2: Nah mate, it's just a whiteout photo, she's a butterface in real life.

by TheBald September 15, 2010

Whiteout Moment

When a guy denys relations he has had with a girl he dated or had a one night stand with in the past

Jon: Dude didn't you have sex with Lindsey?
Kevin: No way man, shes not my type.
Jon: Are you sure? Maybe your just having a whiteout moment.

by Supersingleton January 2, 2010

whiteout

To bust/cum on a girls face and then blow on it to dry it up

She said i couldn't bust in her mouth so i gave that bitch a whiteout!

by therealdicktracy January 9, 2012

Whiteout

Partaking of too much leaf causing sudden nausea and a draining of blood from the face - hence the 'white'. Usually followed by upchucking an passing out in a pile on the floor

Dave had too much of the spliff and suddenly did a whiteout

by mashy October 27, 2003