ambush whistler

While whistling a song or melody, the ambush whistler will hear you and whether consciously or unconsciously start to whistle a completely different tune causing you to become distracted and off-key. Common in the workplace, it is also known to happen during elevator rides, cook outs and lawn work.

Excuse me, I was whistling Mary Had a Little Lamb until you started whistling Patience by Guns N Roses - you are such an ambush whistler.

by DubbedOver June 28, 2008

Whistler

When you're about to have sexual intercourse with a female, and you notice she has a wizard sleeve so loose that her pussy lips produce a whistling sound when she moves.

Bro... I took that girl home last night and right when I was about to bang her out, I heard it ... she had a whistler.

by lilchris6969 January 11, 2020

poligrip whistler

Getting a blow job from a senior citizen with no teeth

Betty white got that poligrip whistler mouth

by Jdawg dangles April 26, 2024

finnish whistler

The act of making a whistling noise while sucking in air through one's anus.

Duuuuude! I was hanging with Brad last night and he did the finnish whistler!

by cosmic_koosh April 29, 2016

Prairie whistler

Farting while prairiedogging it.
Farting through a poo.
Farting with the head of a turd hanging out.

Nothing feels better then a solid prairie Whistler.

by Bash21 February 22, 2020

Spanish Whistler

The act of eating your partners ass whilst they have diarrhea

Justin, I bought Ben some Taco Bell, I’m gonna give him a wild spanish whistler later, no homo of course

by Massive yeeter May 15, 2018

West Virginia Whistler

A sexual act in which a person inserts two fingers into their partner's anus, and the partner farts; thus creating a whistling sound.

Thomas really got his money's worth, when the hooker allowed him to perform a West Virginia Whistler on her.

by Kyndread71 February 21, 2023