Whalling

Whalling is the process in which one inserts their penis in the blowhole of a whale. After holding on for quite a ride, the whale eventually spurts out a high powered water stream. This creates intense orgasm.

"I went on a cruise on sunday in the harbor, I whaled 15 times, you gotta come with me next time!"

by Carv November 18, 2003

wailing will

I kid who screams his ass off while being buttfucked.

stop screaming you wailing will your parents will find us.

by magaooofed August 15, 2018

Sperm Whaling

When you joint urethras with a beta male and shoot your goo down his tiny cloaca

Oh shit I'm boutta cum, oh fuck oh fuck oh FFUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK UUUGGGHHHHH UUUGGGHHHH TAKE MY CREAM, YOU SLUT OH SHIT I'M SPERM WHALING YOU OHHHHHHH YOU DUMB CUCK JESUS FUUUUUUCK

by Billeffencosby November 11, 2019

Whatling

One who has short furry protrusions of the scalp, was once in a more wiggly state.

Often confused with waddle-ing this however is not exactly the same.

Is inclined to repeatedly use the words; "he thinks he's a boon!" or occasionally "pwned!"

One with a great skill in defying gravity, capable of falling UP a flight of stairs.

One scientist to another:
What is that indescribable fluff?
It appears to be some form of hair!
Unbeleivable! it must be a new spieces!! Look at it defy gravity in such a graceless manner!

by Insomniac January 13, 2005

Whaling

Whaling is when you go out looking to get some from a fat chick, ya know, more cushion for the pushin'.

Hommie #1-"Bro, I love me some fat chicks, I think I'm gonna go whaling."
Hommie #2-"Bro, your sick! I didn't bring my beer goggles."

by IronLungz April 8, 2015

wailing honny

when you take hon's balls and shove them up his anus and proceed to pile drive him in the anus thrusting his balls deeper and deeper and then blowing a load in his left eye

Only hon can partake in a wailing honny.

by honny wonny September 22, 2008

Whaling Expedition

An enterprise operated under the guise of scientific research, or some other unassailable cause like “saving the earth”, which could not otherwise be justified. The term is applicable to a wide range of activities not limited to whaling that are typically subsidized and which obtain a product through obsolete, redundant, or ineffective methods.

Germany's energy policy has become a sort of whaling expedition. Who would have thought that saving the earth could be so expensive?

by Stimpleton J Cat March 7, 2013