Wedge potato

1) One who penetrated a potato by (wedging) a hole into the side of it creating the ultimate lube less sex toy for male masturbation.

This is done by getting a large potato and carving a hole (this can also be known as wedging) a hole to a similar size and diameter to your penis and then using the potato to pleasure your self. This can also give a whole new meaning to 'Hot Potato'.

Person 1: Look at the tits on that...
Person 2: They are so perfect i'm going to wedge potato to that later

by Hungassaurus September 12, 2013

Wedding ring fetish

Sexual desire where gratification is linked to a wedding ring of your mistress or lover.

When I saw the video of our sexual activities, I realized I have a wedding ring fetish.

by Nath_Light May 13, 2019

Wedding Head

When your mind is completely immersed in the details and feelings about your upcoming wedding.

Having Wedding Head throughout the day at work is awkward, they say I look zombie-like; I watch my coworker’s lips moving while I’m walking down the aisle in my imagination!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2019

electric wedge

another name for a tasor commonly used by prostitutes in order for protection

slut: give me ma money!
cheap guy: fuck you
slut: bzzzzap! (electric wedge)

by Someone with another email address is using the name John Sullivan. Try a different name. April 23, 2006

Reboot Wednesday

The day after Patch Tuesday (The second Wednesday of the month in months that don't start with Wednesday). The day you have to reboot your computer for the patch to be installed on your computer.

guy 1: Happy Reboot Wednesday!
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nvm it's a computer nerd thing

by Straemer September 24, 2007

hand wedge

A golfing technique most often used by the weakest golfer of the group. Faced with an obstacle the hand wedge can be used to clear a path to the green. The average flight of a hand wedge is around 8 feet though they have been know to fly as far as 20 yards.

Nick has been spraying his drives and I haven't seen him hit a nice shot all day, yet I'm only one stroke ahead of him. Someone needs to check his bag for a hand wedge.

by DaThLy April 22, 2008

weekend wednesday

Often when a group of college students have a wednesday with one or no classes, they will begin to drink at midnight on tuesday and long into wednesday morning.

John: "Do you have any classes tomorrow?"
Steve: "Tomorrows wednesday right? No I dont."
John: "Dude, lets make it a weekend wednesday."

by graftonsoccer1021 September 8, 2010