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scene wannabe 

little 12/13 year old girls who think they are scene because they listen to panic! at the disco and wear bead necklaces. they try to look older but it fails and end up looking like little sluts with lots of makeup and short skirts etc etc.
some scene wannabe girls walk past...

real scene kid 1: i bet they bum panic! at the disco
real scene kid 2: yeah they suck

Skaife Wannabe 

A term used in Australia to describe those teenage hoons who cruise the streets in their commodores / falcons who think that they are "fully sick".

The term "Skaife" coming form the V8 super car driver Mark Skaife. The term "wannabe" coming from try-hard.
So it's really Skaife + Wannabe.
A "Mark Skaife Tryhard".

How to identify Skaife Wannabes:
* Driving (usually) a Commodore / Falcon (one that P Platers can afford)
* 'P' Plates up
* HSV / FPV Body Kit
* Loud stereo up full bore
* Playing bogan metal or 'doof-doof-doof' music
* Thinking that they can drive like V8 supercar driver
Personally:
* Hat backwards
* shirt off
-If no shirt is present it will most likely be a Holden or Ford racing shirt.
* Sunglasses on
* One hand on wheel
* Arm out window
* Stares at everything as they go by

See also: the Term "Bogan"
Oh my god, did you see that commodore there?!
Yeah, what a Skaife Wannabe!
Skaife Wannabe by SamwiseB_193 October 23, 2005

a myspace stalker/wannabe

a girl/boy who mainley looks at someones page constantly wishing to be them,they look on there page nearly everyday to see what music they like,how they dress almost everything.They try there very best to copy them in everyway,probably steal pictures.A myspace stalker/wannabe is usually a 15-17 yr old teenager who has issues.
omg im so ugly im gonna try and clone myself to this person because i have such low self esteem and i am probably sick in the head.Maybe im a myspace stalker/wannabe erm... no i just like the person

Skinny Wannabe Frenchie

A skinny white kid who took french class and got so obsessed with france that he painted a french flag on his ballsack. He gets very horny when people mention france or speak french, often saying "Suce ma bite papi!"
Bob: Have you heard about the skinny wannabe frenchie?
Joe: Yeah, he ejaculated on my foot after I said 'bonjour.'

Spice Girls - Wannabe 

A song full of sex references which 13 year old girls sing everyday
Girl 1: "If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends" (Spice girls - wannabe)
Girl 2: You know thats full of sex references?
Girl 1: Oh shit

Special Forces Wannabe

a member of the Army National Guard who made friends with a lot of SF soldiers, but never had the heart, intelligence, will or ability to even attempt to be one.
Do you know that loser over at the flight facility?

You mean Hawley?

Yea, that obese, useless, annoying, cowardly little boy wearing an Army uniform is like putting lipstick on a pig.

Yea, what a Special Forces Wannabe
Special Forces Wannabe by ladybug09 November 13, 2013