wompus

the most hideous creature ever. Usually preying on the weak and inebriated individual with beer goggles on. You can find one at your local pub and usually around 7am in the morning wandering the streets looking for one last "kill" before day break.

Man 1: What happened to Joe?
Man 2: I think that wompus got him.
Man 1: OH SHIT!

Woman: "Hey baby. Do you come here often?"
Man: "Get out of my face, WOMPUS!"

by Eric Franz January 18, 2007

Caddi Wompus

1. When something is extrmely fucked up and out of place.

2. When someone has a very wierd shaped head.

3. When someone drives very strang and tends to swang for no reason

1.Damn son that car is all caddi wompus!!

2. you head is ass sorts of caddi wompus son.

3. GOD DAMN SON, DO WORK we gettin all caddi wompus on the streets mother fucker!!!

by Donny22 January 21, 2009

Willy Wompus

A word that you use when you want to say "Retarted" infront of those people who are extremely anal about people saying "Retarted"

Dude 1: "Dude i just fell off my skateboard and broke my arm!"

Dude 2:"Bro that looks serious!It's all...Willy Wompus!"

by Ominous Dude June 28, 2010

Wampsonian

A wampsonian (used in West LA), is a bad ass mofo who secretly has a passion for accounting, drawings, bball, and other normal interests. He macks tons of women, wooing them by taking them to museums, like the Smithsonian (hence the name).

Oh snap son, look at that wampsonian taking that biddy to the Moma...you learn that shit.

by rick james iii July 30, 2012

warpuss

A pussy that has seen a lot of action, akin to a soldier in a war. Such pussy looks and feels battle worn and tested.

Person 1: “She belongs to the streets, she got that warpuss.”

by Themerhodman5 June 27, 2022

Wambus

Oh cmon, you know… it’s that thing where you’re just totally being a wambus.

Aaron from Arizona is kind of a textbook wambus. Like a total wambus all the time. 100% pure Colombian wambus. And that’s cool.

by ElDefiner069 March 5, 2023

wumpussexual

Wumpussexual is where you are sexually attracted to Wumpus. Wumpus is the well-known mascot of Discord. So if your wumpussexual then you are sexually attracted to Wumpus.

Bruh wumpus is so hot. I'm so wumpussexual

by myfer_defines June 22, 2023