The world's largest (and cheapest) retail chain. To keep its costs low, this place has shitloads of security cameras, security alarms, and a "restricted item list" (super glue, razor blades, etc.). Wal-Mart doesn't give a fuck if your car gets damaged by a shopping cart. Also note that this place doesn't sell CDs with "Parental Advisory" stickers on them.
I went to Wal-Mart today and was watched by hundreds of security cameras. I bought a Korn CD (edited version) and replacement heads for my Norelco electric shaver, which showed up as a "restricted item" at the checkout. The alarms beeped as I left the store because the dumb-ass cashier didn't deactivate the security device on my Korn CD. The side mirror of my car fell off because it was hit by a shopping cart. The mother-fucker at the service desk said, "We are not liable for vehicle damage caused by carts."
by Your Grandpa November 28, 2004
The cheap-ass place that is always full of fuckin rednecks every fuckin time i go to the fuckin store! This major "Mom 'n' Pop shop"-devouring corporation is found nationwide, but it always seems to be fuckin packed with rednecks, black and white trash, and other total circus FREAKS!
by bite me October 26, 2004
A business based in Bentonville, AR that decides to takeover the economy of small towns buy building a store with prices so low, all other businesses are forced to shut down.
by Anthony Simon September 03, 2003
a place where the white trash "shop" while their brats run around screaming, knocking over displays and other customers. a store where no one understands what "good customer service" is because none of the employees speak english! the merchandise is only cheap because it's either expired, or will break in a week! selling expired baby medicine here is an acceptable practice. wal*mart doesn't care about their customers, just the money.
i boycott wal mart!
he tried to shop at wal*mart, but couldn't understand why none of the employees could answer his questions, so he went to target instead.
boy: "where'd you get that piece of crap you call a tv?"
girl: "wal-mart! that's why it was so cheap!"
boy: "i didn't know they still made black and white tv's!"
paris hilton: what's wal mart? is that where you buy walls?
he tried to shop at wal*mart, but couldn't understand why none of the employees could answer his questions, so he went to target instead.
boy: "where'd you get that piece of crap you call a tv?"
girl: "wal-mart! that's why it was so cheap!"
boy: "i didn't know they still made black and white tv's!"
paris hilton: what's wal mart? is that where you buy walls?
by msdestiny May 04, 2008
Why would anyone in their right mind ever want to shop at Wal-Mrt anyway? All they do is put other hard-working people out of business, not to mention market their stores with those pathetic ad campaigns...
by tony April 13, 2004
The shitty over-rated store that underpays their employees, has sex and racial discrimination, borrows all their materials for their sales from China, and has rude employees that defile the human rights of consumers. The only reason they get so much business is because they have no competition, and we must take steps to boycott everything from Walmart because they're also hurting the smaller businesses, moreless manipulating customers to give money to those cheap bastards until all the other places close down and it leaves nothing except that fucking Walmart store! We must stop it from taking over our nation!
Wal-mart is now trying to bribe 200,000 dollars to avoid a lawsuit from a woman that was trampled to death! It's a fucking cheap ass slaughter house deeming society as a bunch of shitty ass retards that aren't fair to the economy! Walmart must be stopped!
by hekifier is the greatest May 09, 2009
by Ben Dover January 20, 2004