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Wal-Mart 

The act of pinning someone down on a hot surface until they are dead. This verb originates from the Atascocita Wal-Mart where employees use this method to halt and murder suspected shoplifters.
Stop beating up your little sister or I'll have to Wal-Mart you!

It was so hot outside I felt like I'd been Wal-Marted after only five minutes of dog walking.
Wal-Mart by SalT September 13, 2005

Wal-mart 

A place where poor people and white trash shop.
"We're going to hang out at wal-mart, billy bob, wanna join us?
Wal-mart by kim December 15, 2003

wal-mart 

Okay people,let's stop the name-calling and get a real definition.

Wal-Mart is the worlds LARGEST discount shop. Many of its chains include bakeries,supercenters,tire-and-lube shops,gardens,etc. Alot of its merchandise is underpriced and actual brand name,so stop complaining. There's not going to be ants crawling around in your Wal-Mart purchased shampoo,okay? Get over yourself.
People are sad when it comes to definitions. Wal-Mart and Target aren't disease causing,people.
wal-mart by esrurytdfhdfyi February 10, 2008

wal-mart 

the store where I get 100% off on everything that fits under my shirt. Also a place to steal/buy censored music and low alcohol content beverages such as wine, beer, and bitch beer. hell yeah. They also sell nascar shirts which are popular with fat nascar fans!
lets go steal some more stuff from wal-mart!

Lets go to wal mart and buy the new ludacris cd and get some wine and get drunk and drive to Alaska!

BIG TIME RACE FAN (a shirt commonly sold at wal-mart and even more commonly wore by fat nascar fans)
wal-mart by Seth aka GOD August 27, 2006

wal-mart 

a place i would never be caught at... it is run by dumb rich pricks that need to take a pike and shuve it up their ass
wal-mart sucks
walmart takes it up the ass
wal-mart by fuckamuckafuck April 16, 2006

Wal-Mart 

1) Retail establishment, AKA Sprawl-Mart, that represents the worst of American capitalist society and values: Mindless consumerism, quanitity over quality, the shrinking middle class, dead-end service-sector employment, anti-unionism, trade deficits, blind patriotism, racism, illiteracy, obesity, and tilt-up suburban sprawl.

2) A major donor to George W. Bush and the Republican Party, whose policies in turn create more Wal-Mart customers by offshoring good-paying union jobs.

3) Its very presence in a city identifies that city as an epicenter of lowlife inbreds or as adjacent to one.

4) Place where people of the middle class go to buy toilet paper and cat litter.
"Today I went to Wal-Mart to buy White Rain shampoo, diapers, Hamburger Helper and Marlboro Reds. Then I watched Fox News and voted for Dubya"

"Last month I was let go from our town's family-owned hardware store. Yesterday I learned they are going out of business on account of the new Wal-Mart."
Wal-Mart by Bertha Ventation April 25, 2007