Jacob Wagner

A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.

“Bro look at Jacob Wagner, I want to be just like him!”

“Jacob Wagner is a god.”

by GmoneyFIn February 1, 2020

Sgt Wagner

The main topic of the song "We all love you Sgt Wagner", from an old cartoon which ends with 'Sgt Wagner' being blown up while piloting a helicopter; exclaiming "Waaaagh!!".

"We all love you Sgt Wagner, tuck me in my little wooden bed. Sing us a song Sgt Wagner, through worst and berg let me wake and hear the birds"

by Helos98765 January 23, 2023

Tyler Wagner

plays amazing music. watch for him. He's a fan of old style sail boats and curry. He wears my boots and a p-coat. Has crazy hair and a blue scarf which his lover made for him. His life goal is to have crazy eyebrows and a beard.

wow! have you heard tyler wagner's new album? it's gorgeous!

by bemster July 16, 2008

Caleb Wagner

A friend you do not want to have. He is a jerk and will leave you to hang out with "cooler" people when he is really not cool at all

Do NOT be friends with that Caleb Wagner

by mickeymouseclubber November 22, 2011

eryn wagner

a beautiful/amazing girl. she is a very sassy girl who loves to worry her boyfirend just a little too much, but is very loved!

eryn wagner is a beautiful, amazing, strong, and uni-dimpld girl who is loved very much by matthew james.

by naked08cmfr July 18, 2009

The Catherine Wagner

This is a rare maneuver reserved for times of extreme hatred and spite. Before going to tuna town on some broad, fill your mouth with lighter fluid. Get some up in there. Later, try to cause as much friction as possibile, literally making her a fire crotch. Oh...and this can only be done to Catherine Wagner.

Holy Jesus! Put it out, put it out! I can't believe I Catherine Wagnered you by accident!

by J. Christ February 24, 2004

Wagner Middle School

A shit ass school where the teachers are just annoying, senior slut day exist, people are either smoking blunts or juuling or having sex in the bathroom. OR MAYBE EVEN the fun fires every single fucking month.

I go to Wagner middle school
Ew I go to east side middle school
Aww shit you’re lucky
Fuck off Michelle

by PleaseEndMe49 June 23, 2018