wife

Wife=With Idiot For ever

Hey Samantha im officaly Wife

by edgarzore May 24, 2016

Wife

Wife or that bitch that took the kids

fuck you Amand you dumb fucking bitch. I trusted you, I loved you. i wish you were never my wife. fuck you, you piece of shit. I wanted to have a family, and you just go and do that with Roy, I should have never trusted you. I'll never love again

by George bush 67 September 26, 2020

Wife

Portable Dishwasher

person one:hey my wife stopped working
person two: you mean your dishwasher?

by lumined May 19, 2018

Wife

A bitch who does all the work in house and cooks for you because your to tired of "working all day" to do it.

Hey you fucken bitch ass wife, make me a sandwich plz:)

by Dirty Daddy Dinosaur November 28, 2019

Wife

Dishwasher whom you can legally beat.

Michael: *whips out belt and dick* Shall I whip or wamp my wife today?

by Reynolds Rap April 1, 2019

Wife

A women you love until your in the mid 70s and her jugs hang past her knees

Why wife is old as dinosaur shit

by Acsargent12 October 9, 2018

Wife

1. Another name for a dishwasher, does mens laundry
2. Great at making sandwiches

Brett: Hey Karen where the fuck is my sandwich whore
Karen: Coming Brett
Chad: what a wife

by Copper_Whorehey December 17, 2017